[Can be seen standing in a tree in a full-leather Catwoman-Esque garb, complete with a whip at her side.]

In the vail of the night, no one is safe~

No one suspects a thing~

No one will ever detect..


THE DARK PUSSY!!


{*Waits to be hit by something*}

Oh, my... It looks like I've been asleep...

I have a horrible headache.

Zeppeli-san? Where have you been?

ALRIGHT, EVERYONE! LISTEN UP!

I wanna go over some rules regarding MYYYYYYYYYYY~YYYYY~ PERSONAL FITNESS CLASS!

-- Swearing gets you thirty laps around the lake!
-- If you're lollygagging, thirty laps~!
-- If you fail/refuse to complete a challenge, THIRTY LAPS!
-- I expect EVERYONE to report to me and run three laps ONCE A DAY. otherwise... THIRTY LAPS!


♥

{Meet GYM TEACHER YORUICHI!}

I'm not feeling very well all of a sudden.. I don't really know why...

Something's bothering me..

ALRIGHT! 

Zeppeli-san! And anyone else helping me! Let's move out!

{Making a log~ Hold on~~}

 

So, I've heard there's been a murder... 

I'm putting this out now.. If there are any problems of epic proportions, I am offering my services-- considering my former titles of Niban-Taichou and Head of the Punishment and Execution Corps.

I hate these stupid events. It's all glitter and dancing this time. It's boring!

None of this is any fun without Kisuke around..

I woke up this morning with a picture I haven't seen in forever... It was Mamma. 

I haven't seen her in a very long time. Since I was exiled, anyway.  It was nice...

[Recorder clicks on and there is the sound of wind in the background, followed by brief scrunches from someone's feet over the tops of the trees.]

[HuffHuff]

I am working on bringing water back and forth for the fires... It's.. Unfortunate that I can't do more thanks to limitations on my powers. All I can do is shunpo... But it's something...

[Clicks off]

What happened to everyone~? Shiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jiiiiiiii~~~~~~iiiiii~

I come out of hiding and now I really want to start playing around in this place a little more! One the prowl and lookin' for fun~! It's making me kinda sad! 

COME ON OUT EVERY ONE~!!!


[Enter Urahara!Yoruichi! She's gonna be fun, exciting, and.... Happy all the time...]